Weird names for dogs

I tried guessing my friend's dog's name, so I started running through a list of names in my head, only to realize that 90% of them sounded awful. 

So here's my official WEIRD NAMES FOR DOGS list.


Alan
Mitch
Daniel
Steve
Stephen
Stephan
Todd
Brad
Antonio
Samuel
Bob
Robert
Phil
Dan
Jim
Alexander
Montel
and my alltime favorite:
SCOTT
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Erin
Barbara
Estelle
Janet
Ruth
Michelle
Patricia
Jenna
Patrice
Karen
Olga
Miranda
Bethany

Let's add more to the list. Leave a comment, okay?
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