Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Thank you, 7-11, for deeming me a worthy human being

On my way down to San Diego today, I stopped by 7-11 to pick up some nutrition (soda and candy). I really had to pee, so I looked around but couldn't find a restroom sign. I took my purchases to the register and asked the cashier if they had a bathroom.

She looks at me and pauses. Her eyes narrow. I look at her, suspiciously. It was like an old Western showdown but with oral hygiene. She takes another minute to survey my attire and says "okay...in the back," and motions to the "Employees Only" door. I thanked her, went into the backroom and peed everywhere.

Thank you, Annapoorna, for deeming me worthy enough to use your filthy restrooms. I am one step closer to being a complete person now.

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