Saturday, April 2, 2011

Things You Learn While Moving

I'm moving to a new place tomorrow so I've been packing my shit up. Here're some of the things I learned today:

  • There is a fine line between hoarding and whatever it is you're doing.
  • There are numerous girls in California missing one earring.
  • There's a real connection between the materials you cling to and the self-concept you cling to. Throwing stuff away is scary but also freeing.
  • It's weird how I can never seem to find a pen while owning about 200 of them.
  • My fucking walkman is still missing.

Bonus: Since I got good feedback on the last flowchart, I made another one called "How to Determine if You're a Hoarder." Enjoy. I put a lot of work into this one.



1 comment:

Anonymous said...

please return my earing you a$$hole! i hate you.

what are you doing saturday? I'll be at your house with *my* walkman I found under the bed you violated me on.


obsessed stalker wearing one earing